Urban Dictionary: dick measuring contest - Man dick competition

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The 17th Big Dick Competition In Mombasa T Shirt for men as biggest cock tshirt winner. Funny Men penis Quote shirt for your boyfriend or husband birthday T. dick-measuring contest (plural dick-measuring contests). (vulgar, figuratively) A situation in which people (usually men) compete, often over superficial.

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By Voodoohn - 08:14
It's stereotypical male behavior: sparking a competition to determine who in the room is the Affluent Alpha. Every generation has their own.
By Gagis - 21:07
A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each.
By Yogis - 07:13
The problem with living your life like it's a dick measuring contest, which many men do, is that there's always someone else with a bigger dick.
By Turamar - 08:37
Ducks are known for their bizarre corkscrew penises and complex vaginas.

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